we've got zero L&M's
and we've got no cars
while we're sitting in a 412-am bar.

won't cross the picket line
or take a surcharge
so we golden brick way
and to baum we march!

i've got a chip on my shoulder
NO OTLE!
colonel sanders, eat a dick
NO FOREPLAY
fuck pep boys, fuck ford
FUCK CHEVROLET!
recall that shrapnel
DROP SOME BOMBS ON ACJ!

where the shadyside pricks
meet the bloomfield anarchists
where surplus gets a kick
and a courtyard for PIC

GET AND GO, GET AND GO
get your shit and fucking go
unless you got an MTO
pay for it and take some more!

GET AND GO, GET AND GO
get your shit and fucking go
kitchen sink and cookie dough
take yr pick and hit the road

the hub of the metropolis
to onny lay bow down
good faith is our core
so we circle around
the aisle with trail mix
fun dips
bags of chips
chocolate bits
pack yr bag AND THEN TAKE A HIT!

the glory lies in the well of self-checkout
it shares with us its wealth
by looking down while we step out

where the shadyside pricks
meet the bloomfield anarchists
where surplus gets a kick
and a courtyard for PIC

GET AND GO, GET AND GO
get your shit and fucking go
unless you got an MTO
pay for it and take some more!

GET AND GO, GET AND GO
get your shit and fucking go
kitchen sink and cookie dough
take yr pick and hit the road!